Christmas Eve, closing early, backed waaaaaaaaaaaaay the fuck up, shit ain't matchin', practically NO HELP, feet killing me 'cause I'm in freakin' heels (wtfinorite?), and yet somehow I still manage to get out before the two-person teams have in previous years.

BOW BEFORE MY BACK OFFICE SKILLZ, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Oh, and MERRY CHRISTMAS, BITCHES AND ( Read more... )

First off, ASTRO BOY TEASER WTF?!But, y'know, Bill Nighy is in it. So I kinda have to ( Read more... )

First off, HOMGYEY I has a meme from cazrolime involving icons! Meme as follows: Reply and I will pick six icons; make an entry, talking about the icons; rinse and repeat.

( Cut for seizures! )

OMG YOU GUYS so the other night I decided to go up a size in my gages putting me at 10 and 12 and since I can't see my own ears and am retarded I had Josh do it for me so I wouldn't stab myself and when he did it it hurt a helluva lot more than it should've and I didn't know why but then I realized that he jumped TWO SIZES in each hole and the I ( Read more... )

Biketoberfest.

I HATES IT, PRECIOUS. And it isn't even in full swing, yet.

D:

[EDIT: LMAO 'Walker, Texas Ranger' is on. How fabulous. XDDD]

[EDIT2: SINCE WHEN DID THEY RE-DO THE OPENING THEME?! WHERE IS MY SINGING CHUCK NORRIS?!?! WHY DO THE GODS OF BAD TELEVISION HATE ME SO?!?!?!]

[EDIT3: Random, I know, but I'm thinking about having a GIF ( Read more... )

You know that feeling you get when you're really bored, like super bored, and you can only really think of one thing to do to relieve the boredom, but you're kind of hesitant because it's not really something your particularly skilled at and don't have that great of a grip on, and you're pretty sure it's not really gonna work out in the end anyway ( Read more... )

Taking a look at my flist, I see the Gulf Coast residents are currently taking heed of Gustav chugging its way by Jamaica and onward, so I figured I'd rep my dick-state peeps, and say

HEY-HO FRANCES HANNA WHAT? *insert giant-ass bullseye over (Central) Florida HERE*

In other news, WHOOP-WHOOP THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT!! True, it' ( Read more... )

I just have a quick favor to ask all of you.

While at work yesterday, my little sister got a phone call that her boyfriend that she was extremely close to (they had been together for three years) had unexpectedly died. We don't know much at this point, other than his roommate found him in a pool of his own blood after he apparently fell and hit ( Read more... )

Things are fucking epic all the fuck over.

TRUFAX.

JGosh is making me happier than I ever thought I could be, and things don't suck anymore, and even though I'm sick at the moment and am coughing up chunks of lung all the time and will soon be confined to the console seat of a 95 Chevy truck during a five to six hour drive to Georgia, things are ( Read more... )

Update on the previous: The overall "WTF WHY AM I WOOZY?" feelings eventually went away. Plus, Austin (who was working the cash office tonight) was nice enough to switch jobs with me because I felt like such shit. I also managed to sneak some booze in on me after my break (so I mixed a bit of Mike's Hard Lime with some Mt. Dew; it all worked out ( Read more... )